Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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