oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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