dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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