sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
