If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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