ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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