Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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