question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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