EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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