I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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