After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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