Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
