2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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