fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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