I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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