i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Are my feet made of real feet?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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