i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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