Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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