i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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