fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I just cut my nipple shaving
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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