I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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