This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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