and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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