i just had sex bonerless
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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