Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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