I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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