JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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