just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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