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if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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