I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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