i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
she pinky promised me she was 18
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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