never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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