whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
