we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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