spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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