I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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