How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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