Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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