My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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