Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Randomize
