I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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