I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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