whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Damn victory sex feels great
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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