porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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