i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
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