Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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