when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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