after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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