How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
Randomize
