My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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