Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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