the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
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