Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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